SpongeBob notices that Squidward did this and goes to see if he wants it back. Squidward: What's the big deal? [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. Squidward: GEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT!!! Squidward: Everything must go! Ah-haha. SpongeBob: Oh, that's a good one, Squidward, now let me try. Squidward tries to play his clarinet but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter so he peeks out the window] What in the world are you giggling about? [he waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! He goes out and finds out people are buying a different newspaper called The Bottomfeeder behind the restaurant. [SpongeBob looks to see what he has] [SpongeBob looks at the paper] Squidward: Oh, boy. Hold on there, chum. Chronology When he notices this, he tears up his painting] I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! Because it's...it's really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. [SpongeBob laughs. [takes out a ventriloquist doll that looks exactly like him] Hey, Little Squidward, what's gray and ugly and has six arms? [laughs] At last, what should we try first, Mr. Paper? A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! He calls that fun? Gary: Meow. [laughs at what the magazine says inside] Erosion. Squidward? [Plays a jazzy song with higher notes. [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! Squidward: Okay, the shirt! SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you're playing it like this... [plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out] ...when ordinarily it goes like this... [plays the song on-key] I'm partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. With Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke, Carolyn Lawrence. [runs around SpongeBob] I got it, you're a sucker. Squidward: I never said anything like that! Take it, please. [opens up a magazine and starts reading it] Now, reading 'Boring Science Digest,' that's fun. SpongeBob: Ugh. La-la-la-la-la... [SpongeBob jumps up and down] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... SpongeBob: The rubber band? SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just... [giggles] ...it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! Um die Übersetzung zu verbessern, folgen Sie diesem Link oder drücken Sie den blauen Knopf unten. I'm bang Bang bang. A guy with a moustache. 12:24. SpongeBob: Squidward's shirt. SpongeBob: Garbage?! [keeps walking back and forth with more stuff] I'm a box of army supplies. [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. I didn't play any wrong notes. 9:47 Okay, okay, uhh, helicopter! Yay! [has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? Squidward, do you want your other stuff, ‘cause this is all I'll need? Ah, Mr. Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. Ah-haha. [SpongeBob swings on a vine and lands on his pineapple house] Then he comes out with his clarinet] You're just testing me. Squidward: I never said anything like that! [SpongeBob looks to see what he has] SpongeBob: Are you definitely, positively sure? He then gets SpongeBob's attention by playing with a Mini Squidward dummy. Squidward: ...garbage! [Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet] Picks it up] Hello? SpongeBob: I can't! Haha and you can't have it. It is a crumpled gum wrapper made out of paper. Later, Squidward is bathing] See, I can have fun taking a bath. [closes door] SpongeBob: Now I'm... [jumps into the air out of his pants. [closes door] Squidward: Oh, dare, dare! Wait, wait, wait, wait... [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out revealing a wadded up piece of paper that is wet] Tada! [takes his short off] Take it! For the final time, I don't want that paper. Airdate: SpongeBob: Nope. Ah, Mr. Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. And on your right you'll see a naked guy celebrating with a piece of paper SpongeBob: But are you... Children: Boo! Credits Squidward: [walking up to his clarinet] SpongeBob... [SpongeBob is laughing outside. We see Squidward watching from a safe distance] Landing just in time for the bullfight! SpongeBob appears from under the table where the phone is. [jumps off his pineapple with his clothes back on] Bringing relief to the hungry troops! It operates in HTML5 canvas, so your images are created instantly on your own device. [phone rings. Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. Don't worry, Squidward, I won't let you down. Squidward screams] SpongeBob and Patrick go to the carnival. La-la-la-la-la... [SpongeBob jumps up and down] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward desperately begs SpongeBob for the paper, and is not successful until he agrees to trade everything he owns. Squidward: [wind whistling] Anybody have any sunscreen? That was great, Squidward. It's a free online image maker that allows you to add custom resizable text to images. Squidward: You can have all that junk, 'cause now I've got this! SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. SpongeBob: Sure you did, Squidward, look. [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. I've got the paper, and you've got my useless garbage. Squidward: Now what? Next Squidward? [shows the pocket lint and rubberband in Squidward's hand] You drive a hard bargain, Squidward. SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I'm also... [deep voice] Super Sponge, soaking up crime. Hi my guy who traded everything he owns a worthless piece of paper. Lucinamay 9675. Hmmm. Lil' Squidward: I don't know, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Little black musical note symbols fall out of the clarinet as he plays] Squidward: What do you mean you can't? Squidward: [spits out gum] Well, time to go. I've always loved that shirt. Squidward screams] [walks inside his house] Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. [plays the song in high notes. Squidward runs off] Squidward: What? Squidward: Right. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Paper" from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. Squidward: Yeah, so what? [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. Squidward: You can have all that junk, 'cause now I've got this! SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! Thaddäus wirft ein Bonbonpapier weg. Squidward runs off] Squidward: What? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. SpongeBob: Ugh. Wait! Toro, toro! Directed by Stephen Hillenburg, Jay Lender. Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: La, la, la, la, la. Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. When he notices this, he tears up his painting] I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! Squidward: Okay, SpongeBob, top this one. Squidward: [riding a shell mobile] Haha, I'm having so much fun with my new shell-cart. SpongeBob: So you don't want it? [gets SpongeBob out] Squidward: Super-moron's more like it. [laughs] This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Paper" from season one, which aired on February 14, 2000. SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I'm also... [deep voice] Super Sponge, soaking up crime. General A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! A regular guy with an eye patch. Wait! [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! [SpongeBob is laughing outside. [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper] (SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. Hooray! [puts the piece of paper on his fingers] Gentlemen, start your engines. SpongeBob: You sure? I'm a guy with a piece of paper...on his...nose. Squidward: Oh, dare, dare! Squidward: Yes, by all means, take it. Squidward: No, I don't wanna see it again! [flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. Ah, nothing like a duet between buddies, eh, Squidward? [blows on the piece of paper to make it look like a cape in the wind] A-ha! Squidward: Hey, that little paper does seem like fun. [Squidward plays his clarinet, but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing] Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! Okay, okay, I'll trade! You made me promise no matter how much you begged, and pleaded, and cried not to give the paper back to you ever. [puts the paper on his nose] Look at me! Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. Because it's...(cries) it's really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. I said let go of it! Unten finden Sie Lyrics, Musikvideo und Übersetzung von The Paper - Spongebob Squarepants in verschiedenen Sprachen. A treasure trove of... [throws it on the ground] A guy stomping on the piece of paper [stomps on the paper then picks it up] I'm a guy who traded everything he owns for a... [plays the song off-key again] I'm a guy with a piece of paper Annie nose. Squidward tells him to promise him that "no matter … SpongeBob: Hey, listen... [Squidward brings his house over] [blows a gum bubble then puts the gum on the piece of paper and throws it behind him in the garbage can] Nice shirt, SpongeBob. [folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door, but SpongeBob stops him] [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll] Paper doll, yay! [laughs] At last, what should we try first, Mr. Paper? SpongeBob: Does that mean I can have it? [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I'm a pirate. A treasure trove of... SpongeBob: But are you... https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506. Squidward: Now what? SpongeBob: [applauding] Hooray! Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? Squidward: [wind whistling] Does anybody have any sunscreen? Kids: Boo! Little black musical note symbols also fall off as he plays] [blows a gum bubble then puts the gum on the piece of paper and throws it behind him in the garbage can] Nice shirt, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: I don't know, what happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? SpongeBob: Squidward! Use this free meme maker to insert your own custom caption or image onto the paper that represents something you want to burn to ash in flame like Spongebob. I'm a guy with a piece of paper...on his...nose. [bends up and down trying to fly] I'm flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... [sighs] ...flying. He calls that fun? [throws it on the ground] A guy stomping on the piece of paper [stomps on the paper then picks it up] I'm a guy who traded everything he owns for a... The rubber duck sinks under the water. Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. SpongeBob keeps bugging Squidward about it. Kids: Bird! Well, that's the last of it. [puts his hand over his mouth] What am I saying?! This is more fun than anything. Take my shirt! Sponge BOB. SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! A buyer informs Mr. Krabs that the Examiner is not interesting, whereas the Bottomfeeder is. SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just... [giggles] ...it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! It's only garbage? SpongeBob: [begins to reach for it] Okay... [stops] Oh, I get it. [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. [folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day] When SpongeBob discovers it, he asks Squidward if he can keep it. Now for some impressions. "Valentine's Day" Squidward: Trade... [walks back] Kids: Bird! Squidward, wait! Squidward? Wait, wait, wait, wait... [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out revealing a wadded up piece of paper that is wet] Tada! Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. Oh yeah, I'm flying! 4:01. Don't worry, Squidward, I won't let you down. SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, I am sworn to a promise. [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I am not a pirate. [phone rings. [hangs up and sighs. Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. Squidward: Yes! Squidward rides in his shell car saying that it's fun and asks SpongeBob if the paper can do that. [runs around SpongeBob] I got it, you're a sucker. [laughs] Mitosis. Little Squidward: I don't know, but have you looked in the mirror lately? A pirate with an eye patch. Do I dare? SpongeBob: [bouncing the piece of paper off his nose like it was a paddleball] Isn't this great? Later, Squidward is painting] Painting fruit, there's nothing more fun than painting fruit. [they give SpongeBob flowers for doing good] See? A guy with a mustache. SpongeBob Schwammkopf Eine schwammtastische Rettung Stream Deutsch Film Ganzer Online 2020. олег кашивко . [puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob] I got it! 1 [has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. Squidward: Okay, okay, uhh, helicopter! SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you're playing it like this... [plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out] ...when ordinarily it goes like this... [plays the song on-key at B♭ Major] I'm partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. Spongebob Burns A Paper Meme Maker In this sequence meme, Spongebob reads over a piece of paper, thinks about it, then decided to burn it in a huge fire with no regret. But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. [flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. I'm flying. Patrick: [walks up to Squidward chewing gum] ...a worthless piece of paper. We see Squidward watching from a safe distance] Landing just in time for the bullfight! [keeps walking back and forth with more stuff] Squidward: How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? SpongeBob: So you don't want it? Blows it in and out of his holes] How did he do that? Music sheet disappears after finishing the song.] Squidward: What do you mean you can't? Paper for lint, hmmm... [puts the piece of paper where a mustache would be] Look at me, I'm a guy with a mustache. SpongeBob: Sure you did, Squidward, look. [SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. [Squidward dries off the piece of paper] [plays the song off-key again. Squidward desperately begs SpongeBob for the paper, and is not successful until he agrees to trade everything he owns, including his house and shirt. SpongeBob: Wanna see it again? Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Take it, please. [SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper] SpongeBob: La, la, la, la, la. Little black musical note symbols fall out of the clarinet] SpongeBob: You sure? At The Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs finds out that there have been no new customers since he put a microscopic Krusty Krab ad in the Bikini Bottom Examiner newspaper. Squidward? Now let go of it. Squidward: Trade... [walks back] Featured Spongebob Burning Paper Memes See All. SpongeBob: Now I'm... [jumps into the air out of his pants. SpongeBob uses his imagination to have fun and do amazing things with the paper, and Squidward becomes jealous and attempts to take it back. Squidward: No, I don't wanna see it again! A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door] [takes shirt off] Take it! Season №: Haha and you can't have it. SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. What did the paper say? SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. SpongeBob: [gasps] Squidward! Squidward: Get out! SpongeBob: [applauding] Hooray! SpongeBob JunglePants summon animal friends. [walks off] Maybe I should get going. [twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. Squidward: [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! Squidward throws a bubble gum wrapper on SpongeBob's lawn. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door] That's right, that's right, here we go now. I am such an idiot. It's only garbage. SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. [puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob] I got it! I'd I'd here we go. "Arrgh!" [runs outside and whistles while playing paddleball] I'm having fun, la-la-la... Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. [does Tarzan impression] You're just testing me. Squidward: Listen, you! SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? Squidward: How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? Hold on there, chum. [blows on the piece of paper to make it look like a cape in the wind] Make It. SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. You're a sucker, sucker! Squidward chews some chewing gumand throws the wrapper away. However, SpongeBob refuses to give it back, as he promised not to. 4 Minuten aus Spongebob Schwammkopf 3D … I'm flying! However, Squidward does not have … SpongeBob: I can't! Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. I am such an idiot. [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I'm a pirate. White more impression a guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground, a guy stop paying on a piece of paper. Squidward: Everything must go! SpongeBob: I can't! [folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day] [puts his nose against SpongeBob's nose] You are not going anywhere until we strike a deal. SpongeBob also uses the paper as a paddle ball making Squidward feel dumb. Oh yeah, I'm flying! [hangs up and sighs. SpongeBob: I can't! [Squidward closes the door] Okay, Squidward, that's a promise I'll just have to keep. [walks back to get more] [puts the paper on his nose] Look at me! U.S. viewers (millions): Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. Squidward: [In the flip-book] Take it, SpongeBob. [chuckles] I'm going to make you an offer. SpongeBob uses his imagination to have fun and do amazing things with the paper, and Squidward becomes jealous and attempts to take it back so that he can have fun too. Für Patrick hat er sich natürlich etwas ganz Besonderes ausgedacht. [Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet] Then shoots the rubber duck and flies back out the window. Squidward: What's the big deal? [opens up a magazine and starts reading it] Now, reading 'Boring Science Digest,' that's fun. SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... The epsiode begins at Spongebob's house, Spongebob just woke up, and is super excited about the event going on at the Krusty Krab. Picks it up] Hello? [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper] it's just what I needed squid. SpongeBob: Garbage?! Now let go of it. Impressions! February 14, 2000 March 28, 2000See more... July 4, 2000 September 16, 2002 July 18, 2008 A promise is a promise. Paper: It was all washed up! Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506". Squidward: [spits out gum] Well, time to go. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! [takes out a ventriloquist doll that looks exactly like him] Hey, Lil' Squidward, what's gray and ugly and has six arms? Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. Here's my cape. Squidward, do you want your other stuff, cause this is all I'll need? Wait. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. Squidward paints, but he paints himself with the piece of paper over his nose. List of episode transcripts SpongeBob: [begins to reach for it] Okay... [stops] Oh, I get it. [SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. A music sheet appears as he plays. Okay helicopter gentlemen, Start your engines. [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt still on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. [puts his hand over his mouth] What am I saying?! Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. [chuckles] I'm going to make you an offer. SpongeBob: [bouncing the piece of paper off his nose like it was a paddleball] Isn't this great? SpongeBob: Look, Gary, oralgami. Patrick: [walks up to Squidward chewing gum] ...a worthless piece of paper. Just give me that paper. SpongeBob appears from under the table where the phone is. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? SpongeBob: You're right, Gary. Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. [he waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! SpongeBob: Squidward! Gary, watch this! Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. [he roars like a lion, makes bird calls, makes a monkey noise, trumpets like an elephant, croaks like a frog, hisses like a snake, makes a raspberry, makes horn noises, dolphin noises and seal noises] Blows it in and out of his holes) How did he do that? Mr. Paper is a gum wrapper that Squidward throws onto SpongeBob's lawn in the episode "The Paper." 16b Squidward tries to play his clarinet, but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter, so he peeks out the window] What in the world are you giggling about? Okay, okay, I'll trade! I'm not a jungle boy. A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! Squidward: [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! Later, Squidward is painting] Painting fruit, there's nothing more fun than painting fruit. [peeks out his window again and SpongeBob is running around with the piece of paper high, above his head] This is more fun than anything. That's right, that's right, here we go now. SpongeBob Schwammkopf Staffel 1 Folge 41a Deutsch - Hoe het is om meneer Krabs te zijn. Later, Squidward is bathing] See, I can have fun taking a bath. You're a sucker, sucker! [folds the paper in half] Have you heard any good jokes, Mr. Paper? Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. SpongeBob: Does that mean I can have it? Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. [SpongeBob looks at the paper] Squidward: What did you... [SpongeBob laughs] [SpongeBob is laughing outside. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house You made me promise no matter how much you begged, and pleaded, and cried not to give the paper back to you ever.